BOHICA

• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-16 #
• @Mongoose_Q Glad to entertain you, sir! <smile> in reply to Mongoose_Q #
• ABC Sex: Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas #
• @pgnimmo Oh, it wasn’t my state of affairs, it came from a joke e-mail list. LOL in reply to pgnimmo #
• Michael Felps advertising for Subway? Very interesting! #
• @wa4wga Yeahg, he seems to like the turkey sandwich. I figured they’d nail him for partying. Not worse than Tiger. <LOL> in reply to wa4wga #
• Checking out 24 Season 8. Awesome thus far! #
• @thinlizzy159 Damn straight! At least for me and @msippi. Not sure about @arush. in reply to thinlizzy159 #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-15 #

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• RT @Historyday: Thie first Super Bowl was held on this day in 1967 in Los Angeles where the Green Bay Packers beat the Kansas City Chiefs 35 #
• @darrell You can change the Qwitter keystrokes to whatever suits your needs. in reply to darrell #
• @darrell Glad to hear that. woof woof in reply to darrell #
• Need a Dropbox account where you can share files with friends and your other computers? Go here! http://bit.ly/6b22Hx #
• George Carlin’s Greatest Moment http://bit.ly/4sIRo1 #
• @poetprodigy7 There’s gotta be some sexual tention there. LOL in reply to poetprodigy7 #
• @def_leppard Love your stuff. We have you in our hair metal rotation at http://www.livingontheedgeradio.com. Wanna get rocked? Go listen! in reply to def_leppard #
• Why is a cheerleader like a
  tampon? They’re both stuck up bitches! #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-13 #
• We’re standing at the bus stop and some smells like a fucking dead rotten fish. Peeeeewwwwwww! #
• @shanedavidson20 Yeah, it was her with a shopping cart. Homeless to boot. It didn’t board the bus, thank God! in reply to shanedavidson20 #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-13 #
• We’re standing at the bus stop and some smells like a fucking dead rotten fish. Peeeeewwwwwww! #
• @shanedavidson20 Yeah, it was her with a shopping cart. Homeless to boot. It didn’t board the bus, thank God! in reply to shanedavidson20 #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-12 #
• Getting sch
  ool stuff accomplished. It’s only the first week though! *groan* #
• Getting ready to head out the door to pick up some meds and other stuff. It’s Wingsday Wednesday too! Woo hoo! #
• Sitting at Hooters ready to chow down on some wings! #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-11 #
• @lexandttery the L & T What Goes On In Vegas Stays In Vegas Huddle #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-10 #
• @lexandttery The No Fun League Bowl #
• @lexandterry The No Fans Only Advertisers Bowl #
• @lexandterry The L@T Fuck You Bowl #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-09 #
• @joshbrn No, it’s cool! Just like you! LOL in reply to joshbrn #
• Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, dark brown the least sensitive. #
• @pgnimmo I am, but @msippi is as warped as I am. in reply to pgnimmo #
• Caution, eating pussy is like driving in the snow. If you don’t slow down, and pay attention, u can slide into the arsehole in front of you. #
• By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand. #
• @mitmee_pie Check under your chair and table. Usually, it bounces where it’s underneath something… in reply to mitmee_pie #
• @CitizenKurt Nice answer! That’s telling them! in reply to CitizenKurt #
• On this day in 1861 Florida seceded from the Union. #
• Each 5 m.p.h. you drive over 60 m.p.h. is like paying an additional $.10 a gallon for gas. #
• Today is 1/10/10 — a binary number. Tomorrow is 1/11/10, also binary. No more binaries for 100 years. The last we’ll see. #
• Actually, 01/10/11 and 01/11/11 are also binary. #
• @ezziejc If your hardware did not change, no it does not. If it’s another computer and you activate, yes. in reply to ezziejc #
• @fastfinge Hey, don’t forget about waking up, sleeping and eating… in reply to fastfinge #
• Looks like the Patriots are gonna get their asses kicked, but the game’s only starting. Going to go enjoy the game! #
• @ezziejc You’re welcome! Glad to help. in reply to ezziejc #
• @fastfinge Mine too! Also, I’m bored! yeah, get out of the frigging house for once! in reply to fastfinge #
• @pgnimmo That’s a hell of a good question! <smile> in reply to pgnimmo #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-08 #
• @arush check your e-mail for a dropbox folder share invite… #
• Jesse Ventura SCARES OFF Fox News Anchor: http://bit.ly/6r9ub9 #
• If you need a Dropbox account to sync files with your computers, go here! https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTM3Njc1ODg5 #
• @BVNP If it were, you could call it canyon cunt. in reply to BVNP #
• @heatherrain I haven’t played that game in a long time. in reply to heatherrain #
• @robdz Turn off keyboard echo by pressing insert+f2, make sure default.jcf is loaded, then alt+s, users, keyboard in reply to robdz #
• @robdz It’s a pain in the ass to get to, but that’s how it’s done. in reply to robdz #
• In 1980, the city of Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city. #
• Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Let her find out on her own that she’s made a really bad mistake. #
• “I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?” #
• Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because there are twenty of them. #
• How can you identify the Polock at a Cock fight? He’s the one who brought the duck. #
• The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. #
• How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight? He’s the one who bets on the duck. #
• How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight? If the duck wins, they are. #
• What’s worse than an achy breaky heart? an itchy bitchy wife! #
• What’s the difference between a police car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside #
• Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It’s called Trydixagain. #
• A woman should not marry a basketball player because they dribble when they shoot. #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-07 #
• Was playing around with Qwitter svn but nothing showed when launching. reinstalled all dependencies and still nothing. #
• I even set a new folder due to the new structure. Hmmmm. #
• Got SVN to work, but ctrl+win+up and down are not moving. Very interesting! #
• ctrl+win+other keystrokes work, but not up/down. #
• Keystrokes do not work in trunk or branches. #
• @blindlegendary This is from svn, rev 426. Strange. in reply to blindlegendary #
• @elheme A Jack skillet is a dish that consists of bacon, sausage, potatoes, and cheese with onions mixed up. in reply to elheme #
• @arush Beat that shit to a blood pulp. @msippi got your e-mail. She’s just waking up. in reply to arush #
• Tiger Woods POLICE AUDIO: Car Crash Tapes Released http://bit.ly/7eiPxe #
• @pgnimmo SVN is SubVersion that Qwitter developers and people who are crazy enough to run betas used for colaberation. in reply to pgnimmo #
• @arush I figured you would be. Glad you’re among the land of the living again. in reply to arush #
• @cary5871 When in doubt, RTFM. LOL in reply to cary5871 #
• @DrBach98 I was disappointed in the way that ended. Thought it would be a bit more “monsterous.” in reply to DrBach98 #
• 9,000 people R having sex right now, 2,000 R kissing, 100 R getting head and 1 lonely fucker is reading tweets. You hang in there, buddy! #
• Soda fountains contained fecal bacteria, study found http://bit.ly/8B4ADf #
• Free browser-based screen reader WebAnywhere gets a new voice http://u.nu/9f2h4 #
• @joyctilton It makes you think twice about getting soda from one of those machines, doesn’t it? in reply to joyctilton #
• Snow in Florida? yeah, I kid you not! http://bit.ly/7XIzoa #
• @RicksterTheGeek I sure will, although nothing will stick here. I do miss the snow! in reply to RicksterTheGeek #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-07 #
• Was playing around with Qwitter svn but nothing showed when launching. reinstalled all dependencies and still nothing. #
• I even set a new folder due to the new structure. Hmmmm. #
• Got SVN to work, but ctrl+win+up and down are not moving. Very interesting! #
• ctrl+win+other keystrokes work, but not up/down. #
• Keystrokes do not work in trunk or branches. #
• @blindlegendary This is from svn, rev 426. Strange. in reply to blindlegendary #
• @elheme A Jack skillet is a dish that consists of bacon, sausage, potatoes, and cheese with onions mixed up. in reply to elheme #
• @arush Beat that shit to a blood pulp. @msippi got your e-mail. She’s just waking up. in reply to arush #
• Tiger Woods POLICE AUDIO: Car Crash Tapes Released http://bit.ly/7eiPxe #
• @pgnimmo SVN is SubVersion that Qwitter developers and people who are crazy enough to run betas used for colaberation. in reply to pgnimmo #
• @arush I figured you would be. Glad you’re among the land of the living again. in reply to arush #
• @cary5871 When in doubt, RTFM. LOL in reply to cary5871 #
• @DrBach98 I was disappointed in the way that ended. Thought it would be a bit more “monsterous.” in reply to DrBach98 #
• 9,000 people R having sex right now, 2,000 R kissing, 100 R getting head and 1 lonely fucker is reading tweets. You hang in there, buddy! #
• Soda fountains contained fecal bacteria, study found http://bit.ly/8B4ADf #
• Free browser-based screen reader WebAnywhere gets a new voice http://u.nu/9f2h4 #
• @joyctilton It makes you think twice about getting soda from one of those machines, doesn’t it? in reply to joyctilton #
• Snow in Florida? yeah, I kid you not! http://bit.ly/7XIzoa #
• @RicksterTheGeek I sure will, although nothing will stick here. I do miss the snow! in reply to RicksterTheGeek #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-06 #
• Getting ready to chow down on a Jack skillet at Skyway Jack’s. #
• On the way back from the airport. #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-06 #
• Getting ready to chow down on a Jack skillet at Skyway Jack’s. #
• On the way back from the airport. #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-05 #
• Took advantage of Office 2007 Ultimate I posted last night. Now installing… #
• @mitmee_pie That was obvious when I worked for Freedom Scientific. LOL in reply to mitmee_pie #
• @United_People Got you loud and clear. in reply to United_People #
• Now the updating process begins. 30 so far. #
• @United_People The search capabilities of twitter may be FUBARed at the moment. in reply to United_People #
• Microsoft Windows 7 Professional Upgrade for $30 for students, more - http://dealnews.com/340617-tw #
• @United_People Glad to assist. Have a good one! in reply to United_People #
• 14 additional updates for Office 2007 Ultimate, then the service pack 2. I should be done now…I hope. #
• @RangerStation Heh heh. Just checked windows updates and zilch. Good deal! in reply to RangerStation #
• Welcome to all new followers. #
• hanging out in the parking lot of Denise’s eye doctor. We’ve been to the school’s bookstore. #
• @quanin It’s women’s nature to shop all day. If it’s me, I’m in and out of the store. in reply to quanin #
• RT @FSecure: Malware in 2010 : Hiding in Google Search Results http://su.pr/1vjjjo #
• On the beach. #
• Talk to Your Car Battery Through Your Phone http://bit.ly/8OZLpL #
• Netflix Gives In to Warner Bros Greed http://tinyurl.com/ybdnzwo #
• Finish this sentence: It’s so cold in Florida … Nipples stand out, dicks shrivel up and balls shrink to the size of grains of beach sand. #
• Furious Copyright Holder Harasses Torrent Site Admins http://bit.ly/5kMoIv #
• @KG4RDF I think they’re going for some kind of remote for your car through your phone. More of a waste, if you ask me… in reply to KG4RDF #
• LOL! Funny!!! RT @mitmee_pie @braillereader 12 inches! Yikes! And here I am moaning about 6 inches. I hope you dont’ get it either. #
• Talking about snow, but funny as hell the way it was put. #
• @thinlizzy159 I thought it did! LOL in reply to thinlizzy159 #
• Waiting for the ribeye steaks to thaw out, then it’s on the grill they go! 46 degrees and the grill. Love it! #
• @mitmee_pie Heh heh, I coundn’t resist! in reply to mitmee_pie #
• Gay politicians are always seeking mandates. #
• Rectal biopsies can be a real pain in the ass. #
• Tip for beginning rock stars: Never moon the audience while suffering from projectile diarrhea ~ that’s when the shit hits the fan. #
• @arush Qwutter? What’s that? in reply to arush #
• @J40TTY Thank you. I try… in reply to J40TTY #
• Wal-Mart DESTROY Unused Clothing Instead Of Giving To Shelters http://bit.ly/6D2Fpd #
• @arush Choooooooooomp! Burhrhrhrhrhrhrhp! in reply to arush #
• Samsung to launch an app store that lets you tweet from your TV http://tinyurl.com/yasxpwq #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-05 #
• Took advantage of Office 2007 Ultimate I posted last night. Now installing… #
• @mitmee_pie That was obvious when I worked for Freedom Scientific. LOL in reply to mitmee_pie #
• @United_People Got you loud and clear. in reply to United_People #
• Now the updating process begins. 30 so far. #
• @United_People The search capabilities of twitter may be FUBARed at the moment. in reply to United_People #
• Microsoft Windows 7 Professional Upgrade for $30 for students, more - http://dealnews.com/340617-tw #
• @United_People Glad to assist. Have a good one! in reply to United_People #
• 14 additional updates for Office 2007 Ultimate, then the service pack 2. I should be done now…I hope. #
• @RangerStation Heh heh. Just checked windows updates and zilch. Good deal! in reply to RangerStation #
• Welcome to all new followers. #
• hanging out in the parking lot of Denise’s eye doctor. We’ve been to the school’s bookstore. #
• @quanin It’s women’s nature to shop all day. If it’s me, I’m in and out of the store. in reply to quanin #
• RT @FSecure: Malware in 2010 : Hiding in Google Search Results http://su.pr/1vjjjo #
• On the beach. #
• Talk to Your Car Battery Through Your Phone http://bit.ly/8OZLpL #
• Netflix Gives In to Warner Bros Greed http://tinyurl.com/ybdnzwo #
• Finish this sentence: It’s so cold in Florida … Nipples stand out, dicks shrivel up and balls shrink to the size of grains of beach sand. #
• Furious Copyright Holder Harasses Torrent Site Admins http://bit.ly/5kMoIv #
• @KG4RDF I think they’re going for some kind of remote for your car through your phone. More of a waste, if you ask me… in reply to KG4RDF #
• LOL! Funny!!! RT @mitmee_pie @braillereader 12 inches! Yikes! And here I am moaning about 6 inches. I hope you dont’ get it either. #
• Talking about snow, but funny as hell the way it was put. #
• @thinlizzy159 I thought it did! LOL in reply to thinlizzy159 #
• Waiting for the ribeye steaks to thaw out, then it’s on the grill they go! 46 degrees and the grill. Love it! #
• @mitmee_pie Heh heh, I coundn’t resist! in reply to mitmee_pie #
• Gay politicians are always seeking mandates. #
• Rectal biopsies can be a real pain in the ass. #
• Tip for beginning rock stars: Never moon the audience while suffering from projectile diarrhea ~ that’s when the shit hits the fan. #
• @arush Qwutter? What’s that? in reply to arush #
• @J40TTY Thank you. I try… in reply to J40TTY #
• Wal-Mart DESTROY Unused Clothing Instead Of Giving To Shelters http://bit.ly/6D2Fpd #
• @arush Choooooooooomp! Burhrhrhrhrhrhrhp! in reply to arush #
• Samsung to launch an app store that lets you tweet from your TV http://tinyurl.com/yasxpwq #

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• 50 degrees outside, but still grilled some brats and dogs on the charcoal. Awesome! #
• @thinlizzy159 Actually, when I went outside, it was 50. Now it’s 43. Burhrhrhrhrhr! in reply to thinlizzy159 #
• @tallin32 It was awesome! You should have been here to hear all the comotion! in reply to tallin32 #
• @arush God damn right, I’m a man, and don’t you *EVER* forget it. *smirk* in reply to arush #
• I’m trying to figure out who this person is I recently added to Facebook. She says it’s been a long time, but I can’t place who she is. #
• @arush You know you love me. You wouldn’t have any other way. in reply to arush #
• @arush That’s not what you said the other day. Heh heh in reply to arush #
• @pgnimmo Majorly burhrhrhrhrhrhr! in reply to pgnimmo #
• @joyctilton Yeah, drunk off of me. LOL in reply to joyctilton #
• @arush But you were a big help to me. Why not. wah wah wah!!! in reply to arush #
• A cook got his hand caught in a dishwasher - and they were both fired. #
• Many are those who sow their wild oats Saturday night, then on Sunday morning go to pray for crop failure. #
• The new athletic shoe for lesbians called “Dikees” They come with an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger! #
• What’s the difference between a girl friend and a wife? About 30 minutes. #
• I’m not saying she’s easy, but her pantyhose has a pet door. #
• Students can get Microsoft Office 2007 Ultimate for $59.99! http://bit.ly/6LnCTs #
• @mcourcel That deal went off at midnight. Now, it’s up to $64. Also, office 2007 costs almost $700. in reply to mcourcel #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-03 #
• Organizing and adding new books to my collection. #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-03 #
• Organizing and adding new books to my collection. #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-02 #
• So true… RT @blindcrawler Ponder of the day: If Noah’s ark is true, then why are we still discovering more forms of life on Earth? #
• @STKEAR Theory my friend, theory. in reply to STKEAR #
• Got @msipppi up and running with Qwitter. #
• Now outside enjoying a smoke. #
• @msippi If you want to visit a link within a tweet, press windows control b. http://www.wilanddenise.com #
• @packerbackerray Here in Florida, we have baseball in a month and a half. Yes, yes, yes!!! in reply to packerbackerray #
• @msippi If you want to follow someone within a tweet, press windows control l. To unfollow, press windows control shift l. #
• @starburst85 Funny ou mention that, myself, @arush and @msippi had french toast and turkey bacon. in reply to starburst85 #
• @STKEAR The Christian belief that every creature was taken into the arc. We all came from somewhere… in reply to STKEAR #
• @lizbot Press f8 after logging in and choosing a game. in reply to lizbot #
• @msippi http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002DYIXMS/ref=noref?ie=UTF8&s=pc #
• Playing Monopoly. Anyone else wanna join, we’re waiting. #

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